When was the last time you saw a good bumper sticker?
Well here is a few from a friends box of treasures.
Warning: Some may find these offensive
- Psychoamazon Warbitch from Hell with an attitude
- MADNESS TAKES ITS TOLL Please have exact change
- Don’t try to outweird me!
- I get weirder things than you with my breakfast cereal
- If ATT is not the Evil Empire Why do they use the Death Star as their corporate logo?
- God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change The courage to change the things I can and the weaponry to make the difference.
- Buy a sword no waiting
- Spare the fenders, save the trees, give your sober friend the keys
- Forget about world peace… visualize using your turn signal
- Don’t steal The government hates competition
- Balance the budget Declare politicians as game and sell hunting stamps
- Dead men tell no tales Unless you’re in forensics
- CTHULHU for president Why vote for the lesser of two evils?
- Practice safe government Use Kingdoms
- Jesus protect me from your followers
- Who are you to question why your god doesn’t want me to believe in him?
- Mr. Data, precisely what did you mean when you said ‘Oh boy’?
- They got the library at Alexandria They’re not getting mine
- The way to a man’s heart is between the forth and fifth ribs
- YOU FOUND GOD? If no one body claims him in 30 day, he’s yours!
- God is my copilot but the devil is my bombardier
- Leave me not into temptation I can find it myself
- Come the rapture we’ll have the earth to ourselves
- Genghis Khan World Tour The Tour That Shook The World (Mongolia 1201-1210, China 1210-1216, Spain 1216, Sicily 1216, Egypt 1216, Iran 1218-1220, Turkey 1220-1221, Russia 1222-1223, Germany 1224)
- The Black Death European Tour (1347-1350 Constantinople, Marseilles, Naples, Rome, Bristol, Florence, London, Oxford, Dublin, York, Magdeburg, Hamburg, Danzig)
- A tisket a tasket a victim in a casket
- Cthulhu Tequila The worm eats you