My Friend’s Favorite Bumper Stickers

 

When was the last time you saw a good bumper sticker?

Well here is a few from a friends box of treasures.

Warning: Some may find these offensive

  1. Psychoamazon Warbitch from Hell with an attitude
  2. MADNESS TAKES ITS TOLL  Please have exact change
  3. Don’t try to outweird me!
  4. I get weirder things than you with my breakfast cereal
  5. If ATT is not the Evil Empire  Why do they use the Death Star as their corporate logo?
  6. God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change  The courage to change the things I can and the weaponry to make the difference.
  7. Buy a sword  no waiting
  8. Spare the fenders, save the trees, give your sober friend the keys
  9. Forget about world peace… visualize using your turn signal
  10. Don’t steal  The government hates competition
  11. Balance the budget  Declare politicians as game and sell hunting stamps
  12. Dead men tell no tales  Unless you’re in forensics
  13.  CTHULHU for president  Why vote for the lesser of two evils?
  14. Practice safe government  Use Kingdoms
  15. Jesus protect me from your followers
  16. Who are you to question why your god doesn’t want me to believe in him?
  17. Mr. Data, precisely what did you mean when you said ‘Oh boy’?
  18. They got the library at Alexandria  They’re not getting mine
  19. The way to a man’s heart is between the forth and fifth ribs
  20. YOU FOUND GOD? If no one body claims him in 30 day, he’s yours!
  21. God is my copilot but the devil is my bombardier
  22. Leave me not into temptation  I can find it myself
  23. Come the rapture we’ll have the earth to ourselves
  24. Genghis Khan World Tour  The Tour That Shook The World (Mongolia 1201-1210, China 1210-1216, Spain 1216, Sicily 1216, Egypt 1216, Iran 1218-1220, Turkey 1220-1221, Russia 1222-1223, Germany 1224)
  25. The Black Death European Tour  (1347-1350 Constantinople, Marseilles, Naples, Rome, Bristol, Florence, London, Oxford, Dublin, York, Magdeburg, Hamburg, Danzig)
  26. A tisket a tasket a victim in a casket
  27. Cthulhu Tequila   The worm eats you
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